I might look like goofy
But I´m a lady´s man
Known in every bar in town
I´m the king of one-night stands              
Ain´t no monkey
Sure am funky
You know they all want to
Be just like I am

Right now I´m kind of broke
So won´t you please buy me a drink
A bottle of champagne will do
Come on you pretty thing
I´m a winner
No beginner
You know what I´m after
It´s exactly what you think

You must understand
This is your chance
You should grab it with both hands
Hey baby take my love
It´s a piece of cake

Tonight is the night
And the moon´s shining bright
And your husband´s out of sight
Hey baby take my love                    It´s a piece of cake

Don´t ask me why I look so smart
Just trust me with your credit card
And wait until you hear me fart
It´ll blow your pretty ears apart

I tell you what I´ll do for you
I´ll do it upside down for you
Upside down and round and round
Swinging like a monkey howling like